The Blockbuster Chronicles of Kyle "Blackbuster" Black
November 8, 2005: Back to the Buster
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/759203.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/13430310.htmlOctober 28, 2005: It was only five years ago!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/751462.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/13254630.htmlOctober 24, 2005: Open sesame (Joanna post)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/749103.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/13202649.htmlOctober 21, 2005: Batman vs. Batty Man
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/746931.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/13152494.htmlSeptember 24, 2005: Caught red-handed
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/732503.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12730553.htmlSeptember 21, 2005: Sore feet (Joanna post)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/730918.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12688645.htmlSeptember 16, 2005: There's no place like home
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/728416.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12626233.htmlSeptember 12, 2005: All men are created equal. That includes you.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/726843.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12566289.htmlSeptember 7, 2005: Change your name!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/722562.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12492150.htmlAugust 29, 2005: What is wrong with people? (Joanna post)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/716402.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12370753.htmlAugust 17, 2005: Three hot guys
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/708027.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12188324.htmlAugust 12, 2005: Blue ticket blues
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/704585.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/12112739.htmlJuly 19, 2005: Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Customer
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/688995.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11680824.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1874968.htmlJuly 13, 2005: Hooray for Hollywood
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/683790.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11583148.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1869026.htmlJune 23, 2005: Just an old fashioned stereotype story
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/672921.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11218294.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1844822.htmlJune 22, 2005: Guaranteed in stock. If we have any.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/671279.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11192847.htmlJune 19, 2005: Where's the food we didn't order? (Not a Blockbuster story)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11150689.htmlJune 18, 2005: And people think "Focker" is obscene..
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/667650.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11136636.htmlJune 17, 2005: All foreigners are the same!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/667225.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11110449.htmlJune 13, 2005: Lessons in parenting
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/664861.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/11049655.htmlJune 6, 2005: Robbery stories
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/658785.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10914342.htmlJune 1, 2005: Why can't you spend your own money on me?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/655773.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10846356.htmlMay 30, 2005: That's why they're called turn signals! (Not a Blockbuster story)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1790266.htmlMay 30, 2005: English class all over again.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/654802.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10808085.htmlMay 21, 2005: Welcome to the Blockbuster Tax Collection Agency!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/651245.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10683197.htmlMay 20, 2005: Public drunkenness at its worst
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/650083.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10663225.htmlMay 18, 2005: Star.. Something
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/649752.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10639336.htmlMay 14, 2005: English as a First Language 101
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/647199.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10592502.htmlMay 11, 2005: What's in a name?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/646949.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10556891.htmlMay 9, 2005: Entitlement mothers and Father's Day memories
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/643061.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10521910.htmlMay 8, 2005: Aphro-dummy (Joanna post!)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/642256.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10503563.htmlMay 5, 2005: The DVD that wouldn't play music
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/640347.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10468444.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1755539.htmlMay 2, 2005: The cartoon fish is corrupting my child!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/636529.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10421422.htmlApril 29, 2005:
Movie Pass: $24.99/month. Rewards: $9.95/year. Employees who won't give me stuff for free: Worthless.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/633413.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10374234.htmlApril 26, 2005: You ain't got served yet!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/631269.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10325662.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1740745.htmlApril 22, 2005: Welcome to Fockbuster Video!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/625982.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10282444.htmlApril 18, 2005: The late night crazies
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/622747.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10222128.htmlApril 17, 2005: Short take (Joanna post!)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/620865.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10207724.htmlApril 17, 2005: I believe the children are our future... basketcases
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/620098.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10206262.htmlApril 13, 2005: That wrong number was very rude!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/617319.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10138690.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1719524.htmlApril 11, 2005: Reverse racism (Joanna post!)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/615490.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10120599.htmlApril 10, 2005: Identity theft
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/614215.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10095011.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1714141.htmlApril 8, 2005: It's one long 12 hour movie!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/612880.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10072344.htmlApril 6, 2005: Jealous boyfriend
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/611678.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10038002.htmlApril 4, 2005: Blockbuster stole an hour from me!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/608007.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10001445.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1696240.htmlApril 2, 2005: April Fools Day was YESTERDAY! (Joanna post!)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/606436.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9986578.htmlApril 2, 2005: Top Five Least Funny April Fools Jokes
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/605353.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9979751.htmlApril 1, 2005: Insult to injury
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/604417.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9965852.htmlMarch 30, 2005: Blockbuster happenings (Joanna post!)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/602790.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9937382.htmlMarch 29, 2005: Blockbuster needs to come up with some original movie names!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/600349.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9926852.htmlMarch 28, 2005: We work IN Blockbuster. Not outside of Blockbuster. IN Blockbuster.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/599231.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9907784.htmlMarch 27, 2005: Living in the past!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/598951.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9902221.htmlMarch 26, 2005: Was blind, but now I see
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/598197.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9890048.htmlMarch 25, 2005: We're not the only rental company in existence!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/596586.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9871409.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1728510.htmlMarch 23, 2005: Hey hey hey!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/595547.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9849225.htmlMarch 23, 2005: Jedi Masters, Easter bunnies and the ID police
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/595130.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9836580.htmlMarch 21, 2005: Son of the Focker
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/592738.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9800758.htmlMarch 19, 2005: Psychic filmmakers
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/590644.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9786617.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1674677.htmlMarch 18, 2005: No showing affection to your family!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/589278.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9766102.htmlMarch 17, 2005: I want that $0.00 late fee taken off!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/588553.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9754456.htmlMarch 15, 2005: Bloody awful vs. just plain bloody
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/586588.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9725037.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1680877.htmlMarch 14, 2005: Welcome to Bass-in-jer Video!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/585795.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9695265.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1667674.htmlMarch 12, 2005: March in and get your movies!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/583700.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9675994.htmlMarch 11, 2005: Gotta love the compassion
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/582789.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9665149.htmlMarch 7, 2005: This one's for you, Brockbuster
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/579069.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9615272.htmlFebruary 28, 2005: Blockbuster, the Oscar oracle
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/570672.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9528086.htmlFebruary 26, 2005: Back to the funny stuff
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/570533.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9503945.htmlFebruary 25, 2005: MORE drama from Blockbuster
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/569983.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9494597.htmlFebruary 23, 2005: Not even answering machines are safe
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/566210.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9470805.htmlFebruary 22, 2005: Customers suck. Except Blockbuster customers. They're always right.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/565374.htmlFebruary 22, 2005: You have a late fee for...
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/564303.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9445207.htmlFebruary 20, 2005: Invalid coupons are a girl's best friend
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/561960.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9427511.htmlFebruary 19, 2005: S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/559139.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9415067.htmlFebruary 18, 2005: I couldn't resist posting this (not a Blockbuster story)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9400685.htmlFebruary 16, 2005: My incredible brother and the Incredible mix-up
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/555059.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9379854.htmlFebruary 15, 2005: Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/553029.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9359775.htmlFebruary 14, 2005: I thought the Blockbuster ad said "NO MORE LINES!"
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/551395.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9348395.htmlFebruary 12, 2005: The reign of Martha
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/548521.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/co_workers_suck/504057.htmlFebruary 11, 2005: Dropping off movies for dummies
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/546891.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9327250.htmlFebruary 10, 2005: Kyle's wacky adventures at Wal-mart! (Note: customers_suck version contains one extra story)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/544990.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9316966.htmlFebruary 8, 2005: Why can't someone more attractive save my kid's life?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/541826.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9294938.htmlFebruary 8, 2005: I'm not even back at work yet, and I'm getting yelled at!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/541158.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9284940.htmlFebruary 6, 2005: Make it a Blockbuster Super Bowl!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/537857.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9268693.htmlFebruary 6, 2005: Blockbuster needs more girls!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/536687.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9260685.htmlFebruary 4, 2005: No greeting other customers!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/531650.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9239008.htmlFebruary 2, 2005: I can't rent what isn't mine!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/527533.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9216118.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/mock_the_stupid/1677753.html January 31, 2005: Please don't scare the new girl
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/525917.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9191923.htmlJanuary 29, 2005: The Blockbustrian calendar!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/523260.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9172635.htmlJanuary 27, 2005: More proof that people don't listen to phone greetings
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/519676.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9142204.htmlJanuary 24, 2005: Blockbuster Shift Management 101
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/517018.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9104194.htmlJanuary 17, 2005: Blockbuster's banana gumballs
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/506688.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9029120.htmlJanuary 13, 2005: Censorship at Blockbuster, Part 2
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/504930.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8992676.htmlDecember 28, 2004: Street date madness
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/487514.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8803326.htmlDecember 22, 2004: What a relief..
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/480023.htmlDecember 21, 2004: I, not robot! I the Fresh Prince!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/478805.htmlDecember 19, 2004: Meet the Fockin' Weird Customers
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/475698.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8660817.htmlDecember 18, 2004: Bad customer, good customer (not a Blockbuster story)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8644106.htmlDecember 12, 2004: Bad customer, worse server:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/469008.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8553835.htmlDecember 11, 2004: And the Razzie Award goes to... (not a Blockbuster story)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8545248.htmlDecember 8, 2004: Another day, another Blockbuster story:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/466717.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8502042.htmlDecember 7, 2004: The price you pay for having friends:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbv_drones/465083.htmlhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/8488959.htmlBack to work, November 7!